Having a big dick isn’t just about aesthetics, it’s a threshold tool that eliminates doubt in her mind and removes any subconscious comparisons. A 9.25x6.5 is peak mogger status, and if you think otherwise, congrats, you’re outing yourself as a 5'11-tier cope artist.
Let’s dive into the methods, science, and ROI behind girth and length maxxing, because LDARing isn’t an option.
Why?
Anything less than 5.5" girth or 7.5" length is subhuman. Fix it.
The Science of Dickmaxxing
- Tissue Expansion (Girth Gains):
- Suspensory Ligament Stretching (Length Gains):
- Girth > Length for ROI:
The Methods: Choose Your Mogging Weapon
1. Pumping: High ROI King
Pumping mogs every other method in terms of effort vs. gains.
2. Hanging: The Length Mogger
Hanging (or "shopping bag hanging") is the GOAT method for lengthening.
Note: Hanging has a comically high ROI for length, but it’s slower than pumping for girth. Stick to pumping for instant mogs and add hanging for long term results.
3. Manual Exercises: Old-School Hardmaxxing
If you’re too cheap or lazy to invest in tools, manual exercises like jelqing still work.