If you’re not actively colormaxxing then you’re nothing but an LDAR gremlin blending into the background like a low inhib dalit. Coloring is 2 PSLs in one move and it’s time you stopped coping and embraced the trifecta of mogging dyes, undertones, and MT2. Your gods are David Gandy and Thom Strijd; pray to them every night for blessings.
1. The Foundation: Melanotan-2 (MT2)
First things first, if you’re not running MT2, just ROFL at yourself and log off. This peptide will give you that god-tier caramel tan even if your genetics scream pasty.
What is MT2?
Melanotan-2 is a peptide that stimulates melanin production, giving you a permanent tan without needing to bake yourself under UV rays like some bronzeage caveman.
Protocol
Pro Tip: Pair MT2 with SPF 35 sunscreen if you want to avoid over-tanning or weird uneven spots. For a slo burn glow, avoid direct sun and let the peptide work passively.
Why MT2 is King
It doesnt just tan you, it gives you depth and undertones. You’ll 100% ascend and be a mogger, not some orange Jersey Shore reject. plus It suppresses appetite so you can shred at the same time.
JFL if you’re not already pinning.
2. Undertone Maxxing: The Glow of Kings
This is where 90% of you cope. A tan is nothing without undertones that scream health and vitality. If your skin looks dead, patchy, or red, your NGMI. Fix it or ldar again.
A. Carotenoid Loading for Warm Undertones
B. Eliminate Failo Undertones
Achieve Thom Strijd undertones or stay looking like an overripe tomato.
3. Trifecta of Dyes: Hair, Brows, and Lashes
A. Hair Dye for God tier Highlights
Go to a stylist and ask for natural blonde highlights. The goal is sun kissed mogging like Thom Strijd, NOT patchy streaks like a failed frat cunt.
Light hair mogs in sunlight, creating that angelic glow that gets HQNP attention instantly.
B. Eyebrow and Eyelash Dye
Pro Tip: Use Vaseline around your brows/lashes to avoid staining your skin. Reapply every 2 weeks for maximal mogging.
4. Fake Tan Maxxing
If you’re not layering your MT2 tan with fake tanning drops, what are you even doing?
5. Skin Texture Mogging
If your skin looks like cratered asphalt, your tan won’t matter. You NEED smooth flawless skin for colormaxxing to shine.
Result: Your skin will reflect light perfectly, creating that radiant, mogger glow IRL.
6. Red Lips Maxxing
Pale crusty lips are a death sentence. Fraud plump flushed lips for the ultimate health indicator.
7. Teeth Whitening: Ascension Through Contrast
Nothing pops a golden tan like pearly white teeth. Get on a whitening routine now:
8. Colored Contacts: Fraud a Halo Effect
If you’re stuck with mediocre eye color, you NEED to fraud it.